Count Dooku defeats Obi-Wan and Anakin then escapes after fighting with Yoda
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Yoda duelers in video yoda fxsaberscom and jenzo valares lajedicom.
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Voice impressions vid quality is shitty I was tired and was pretty restricted on nois level but I can do much better. If anyone requests to do an impression I will be happy to. Let me know what you think, what parts you like and wich ones that you didnt like as well.
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A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you’ve never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of ****.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin’ the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers ’bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we’ll beat the Rebels ’cause their skills ain’t ****!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, ****! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you’re just jealous ’cause my black dick’s thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell ‘em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the **** up man! Leia’s my sister!
The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don’t forget! Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain’t shit, his head’s cut up and split!
He’s slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin’ universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we’ll fucking win, ’cause we’ll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader’s **** in you. BIATCH!
*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I’m a *** man’s golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of *** positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having *** with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will **** you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna ***!
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Here are all of the characters Critical Finishers found in Soul Calibur 4.
To activate the finisher you have to watch the upper right hand corner of the opponents screen. If the colored-circle is red then you are ready to activate a finisher. Before you can, each and everytime you must hit the enemy with a powerful blow to knock him/her back then when a bright red flash goes off when you hit your opponent quicky press the A+B+K+G.
If you don’t hit it in time quickly hit the enemy until he/she knocks back again and try again.
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